for a limited time only...
BRITTANY'S MOSQUITO AVOIDANCE SYSTEM (BMAS)
Bothered by those pesky bugs? Well, Brittany can show you how to avoid all those nasty pests. Act now and Brittany will come to your home and personally demonstrate her amazing ability.
ACT NOW.......Limited quantities available.
(Brittany is NOT liable for any bug bites received while using her system.)